Hello my darlings. You've found your way to apply to be of service to Me! How lucky you must feel right now that I will eventually be reading your application. Filling out this application does not guarantee a response from Me.
I'm always looking for pets with skills that will make my life better/easier/happier. Some of these skills include accounting, web design, auto mechanics, marketing, photography, etc.
Take your time and fill this form out completely. I expect your answers to be organized, detailed, and full of the same amount of effort you would put into serving me. Sloppy answers mean sloppy subs. I do not like messes.