Very-Super-Ultra-Personalized Duggar Birthday Message Generator!

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What is your first name?* This field is required.

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What's your birth-order position?* This field is required.Come on, be honest. If you're an only-child, you can eff right off because God won't want you anyway. One arrow won't fill a quiver, jeepers!

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What's your jinder?* This field is required.THERE ARE OBVIOUSLY ONLY TWO -- 'CAUSE GOD DON'T MAKE NO MISTAKES.

Male/ Headship

Female / Helpmeet

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Wait, how old are you turning?!* This field is required.

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hiddengender

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hiddentrait

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Have you ever ...* This field is required.(You can only have ONE defining personality characteristic, obviously)

Made another human laugh?

Cooked something without burning it?

Looked at a bible?

Touched a hammer?

Been completely forgotten by your parents?

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hiddenCharacteristic

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What is your most recent life event?* This field is required.The only important things in life are listed below.

I just got married!

We are expecting a little blessing!

I went to the prayer closet today!

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hiddenLifeEvent

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Happy birthday to our {whatsYour} {hiddengender}, {whatIs}! It is so hard to believe you are already {waitHow}! We literally have no memories of you since you were born and frequently forget your name! But, we are so proud of the {hiddentrait} that you have become. {hiddencharacteristic} {hiddenlifeevent} We love you so very much, Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday {whatIs}! Jesus loves you.