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Very-Super-Ultra-Personalized Duggar Birthday Message Generator!

Very-Super-Ultra-Personalized Duggar Birthday Message Generator!

Have you ever dreamt of being a Duggar? Have you ever hoped for one of those super mushy and clearly very sentimental birthday messages from MEchelle and JimBoob? Well, WISH NO LONGER! All of your wildest fundie-fueled dreams are about to come true. (Please note that this is 100% a JOKE and I mean no offense by any of the crap I spew on the following pages)
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    Come on, be honest. If you're an only-child, you can eff right off because God won't want you anyway. One arrow won't fill a quiver, jeepers!
    • first-born
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    • fourth-born
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    • eighth-born
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    • thirteenth-born
    • fourteenth-born
    • fifteenth-born
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    • seventeenth-born
    • eighteenth-born
    • precious blessing
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    THERE ARE OBVIOUSLY ONLY TWO -- 'CAUSE GOD DON'T MAKE NO MISTAKES.
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    (You can only have ONE defining personality characteristic, obviously)
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    The only important things in life are listed below.
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    Happy birthday to our {whatsYour} {hiddengender}, {whatIs}! It is so hard to believe you are already {waitHow}! We literally have no memories of you since you were born and frequently forget your name! But, we are so proud of the {hiddentrait} that you have become. {hiddencharacteristic} {hiddenlifeevent} We love you so very much, Happy Birthday!

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    Happy Birthday {whatIs}! Jesus loves you.

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